Neo-Maxi-Zoomdweebie John Bender Profile

John Bender is the sterotypical crimal rule breaking bully played supurbly by Judd Nelson. He is my favourite character in the film, purely because of the supurb performance of Judd Nelson. Apart from St Elmo's Fire, he hasn't ever done any big movies before or since (at least I haven't seen any of them). Nelson's facial expressions and delivery make him the most believable character in the film, and he simply looks the part!. One of the best performaces I have ever seen of any actor in any movie.

Check out his IMDB profile.

Images

tbc0120.jpg : Not giving a damn about the traffic

tbc0160.jpg : Sitting back with the feet up

tbc0180.jpg : Pointing to Allison

tbc0200.jpg : Looking at Brian

tbc0260.jpg : Staring at Claire

tbc0330.jpg : I wanna be just like you

tbc0350.jpg : Young man have you finished your paper.

tbc0440.jpg : Giving Vernon the stare

tbc0450.jpg : Lighting up a ciggy

tbc0490.jpg : Strutting some air guitar

tbc0660.jpg : Whistling

tbc0670.jpg : Grab some wood there bub

tbc0700.jpg : Checking out Claire

tbc0750.jpg : Impersonating Brian

tbc0770.jpg : What he thinks of Brians life

tbc0800.jpg : Troubled.

tbc0930.jpg : I wanna be an airborne ranger.

tbc0980.jpg : He shots, he scores!

tbc1030.jpg : Crawling through the vent.

tbc1070.jpg : He can't believe what he's looking at!

tbc1280.jpg : Cleaning his teeth.

tbc1440.jpg : A surprised look

tbc1470.jpg : Sympathising with Andrew.

tbc1520.jpg : A laidback stare

tbc1530.jpg : Don't you ever talk about my friends!

tbc1630.jpg : Going ape on the statue

tbc1700.jpg : Crawling back through the vent

tbc1790.jpg : You lost ?

tbc1840.jpg : Getting close to Claire

tbc2020.jpg : Putting on the earing

tbc2030.jpg : Staring back at the school

tbc2050.jpg : Walking across the oval

tbc2060.jpg : Punching the air

tbc2070.jpg : The end.

Sounds

tbc003.wav : Yeah I got a question, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?. 61KB

tbc005.wav : Oh shit, what do we do if we have to take a piss?. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Hey, you're not urinating in here man. Don't talk, don't talk, it makes it crawl back up. 234KB

tbc006.wav : Hey, home boy, why don't you go close that door and we'll get the prom queen impregnated. 64KB

tbc007.wav : Come on sporto, level with me, do you slip her the hot beef injection. 60KB

tbc009.wav : So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social, right ?. 51KB

tbc010.wav : You load up, you party. 19KB

tbc011.wav : I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is a labotomy and some tights. 63KB

tbc012.wav : Screws fall out all the time the worlds an imperfect place. 31KB

tbc013.wav : Hey, how come Andrew get to get up, if he gets up we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!. 67KB

tbc014.wav : But what if there's a fire ?. I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career sir. 94KB

tbc017.wav : Eat my shorts. 37KB

tbc018.wav : You really think I give a s!@#. 19KB

tbc020.wav : You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature, it's such fun to read. 78KB

tbc022.wav : You are a parents wet dream. 22KB

tbc023.wav : Face it, you're a Neo Maxi Zoomdweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen. 66KB

tbc024.wav : Claire ?. Claire, it's a family name. No, it's a fat girls name. 53KB

tbc025.wav : See, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There are people that were born to be fat, and there are people that were once thin but became fat. 107KB

tbc026.wav : Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. 34KB

tbc027.wav : Are you a virgin ?. I'll be you a million dollars that you are. 57KB

tbc029.wav : I'd kill you, and there'd be a big mess, and I don't care enough about you to bother. 49KB

tbc031.wav : How does one become a janitor ?. You want to be a janitor ?. No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor, because Andrew here is very interested in persuing a career in castrodial arts. 118KB

tbc034.wav : Ah, Dick. Excuse me, Rich.Will milk be made available to us ?. 34KB

tbc037.wav : Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts, it's pretty tasty. 40KB

tbc038.wav : Would you ever consider dating a guy like this ?. Can't you just leave me alone ?. If he had a great personality, was a good dancer, had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun. 129KB

tbc040.wav : What Brian is trying to tell me, is that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse. 80KB

tbc042.wav : Where's your lunch ?. You're wearing it!. 30KB

tbc043.wav : You won't except a guys tounge in your mouth and you're going to eat that ?. 30KB

tbc044.wav : Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch, all the food groups are represented. Did you mom marry Mr Rogers ?. No Mr Johnson. 112KB.

tbc045.wav : Benders impression of Brians home life. 465KB

tbc046.wav : Benders impression of his own home life. 266KB

tbc048.wav : How do you know were Vernon went ?. I don't. Then how do you know when he'll be back ?. I don't. Being bad feels pretty good huh ?. 118KB

tbc051.wav : For better hallway vision. 11KB

tbc060.wav : I don't even count right ?. I could dissapear for ever and it wouldn't make any difference. I may as well not even exist at this school, remember ?. 125KB

tbc061.wav : and you, don't like me anyway. 32KB

tbc063.wav : You are a bitch!. 19KB

tbc064.wav : Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends, you don't talk to any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. 88KB

Return to Main Menu