Here are all my sounds captured from the movie in order of appearance. All of them are in 11KHz mono WAV format.

tbc001.wav : Dear Mr Vernon,
We except the fact that we have to sacrifice a Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, and what we did was wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care ?. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplist terms, the most convienient definition. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal, correct ?. That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed. 524KB

tbc002.wav : Is that clear Mr Bender - Crystal. 33KB

tbc003.wav : Yeah I got a question, does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe. 61KB

tbc004.wav : Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns. 45KB

tbc005.wav : Oh shit, what do we do if we have to take a piss?. If you gotta go, you gotta go! 234KB

tbc006.wav : Hey, home boy, why don't you go close that door and we'll get the prom queen impregnated. 64KB

tbc007.wav : Come on sporto, level with me, do you slip her the hot beef injection?. 60KB

tbc008.wav : You know Bender, you don't even count, if you dissapeared forever it wouldn't make any differene, you may as well not even exist at this school. 70KB

tbc009.wav : So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social, right ?. 51KB

tbc010.wav : You load up, you party. 19KB

tbc011.wav : I wanna be just like you, I figure all I need is a labotomy and some tights. 63KB

tbc012.wav : Screws fall out all the time the worlds an imperfect place. 31KB

tbc013.wav : Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up, if he gets up we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!. 67KB

tbc014.wav : But what if there's a fire ?. I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career sir. 94KB

tbc015.wav : You know the library comes equiped with fire exits at either end of the library. Show Dick some respect. 50KB

tbc016.wav : You're not fooling anybody Bender, the next screw that falls out is going to be you. 55KB

tbc017.wav : Eat my shorts. 37KB

tbc018.wav : You really think I give a shit?. 19KB

tbc019.wav : The next time I have to come in here I'm craking skulls!. 31KB

tbc020.wav : You're right, it's wrong to destroy literature, it's such fun to read. 78KB

tbc021.wav : Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot right ?. You're an idiot anyway. 59KB

tbc022.wav : You are a parents wet dream. 22KB

tbc023.wav : Face it, you're a Neo Maxi Zoomdweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen. 66KB

tbc024.wav : Claire ?. Claire, it's a family name. No, it's a fat girls name. 53KB

tbc025.wav : See, I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There are people that were born to be fat, and there are people that were once thin but became fat. 107KB

tbc026.wav : Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl. 34KB

tbc027.wav : Are you a virgin ?. I'll be you a million dollars that you are. 57KB

tbc028.wav : Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor, any time you're ready pal. 43KB

tbc029.wav : I'd kill you, and there'd be a big mess, and I don't care enough about you to bother. 49KB

tbc030.wav : Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her, you don't look at her, and you don't even think about her, you understand me ?. I'm try to help her. 126KB

tbc031.wav : How does one become a janitor ?. You want to be a janitor ?. No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor, because Andrew here is very interested in persuing a career in castrodial arts. 118KB

tbc032.wav : You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant, servant, peon, huh ?. Maybe so. But following a broom around after shit heads like you for the last 8 years I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters, I look through your lockers, I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends. 245KB

tbc033.wav : The whistling marching tune... 267KB

tbc034.wav : Ah, Dick. Excuse me, Rich.Will milk be made available to us ?. 34KB

tbc035.wav : Relax, I'll get it. Ah ah ah, grab some wood there bub. Do you think I was born yesterday ?. Do you think I'm going to have you roaming these halls ?. 126KB

tbc036.wav : I'm a winner because I've got strength and speed, kind of like a race horse.38KB

tbc037.wav : Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts, it's pretty tasty. 40KB

tbc038.wav : Would you ever consider dating a guy like this ?. Can't you just leave me alone ?. If he had a great personality, was a good dancer, had a cool car. Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat because his nuts would ride shotgun. 129KB

tbc039.wav : I'm not a cherry. When have you ever gotten laid ?. I've laid lots of time. 44KB

tbc040.wav : What Brian is trying to tell me, is that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse. 80KB

tbc041.wav : Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry. 21KB

tbc042.wav : Where's your lunch ?. You're wearing it!. 30KB

tbc043.wav : You won't except a guys tounge in your mouth and you're going to eat that ?. 30KB

tbc044.wav : Well Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch, all the food groups are represented. Did you mom marry Mr Rogers ?. No Mr Johnson. 112KB.

tbc045.wav : Benders impression of Brians home life. 465KB

tbc046.wav : Benders impression of his own home life. 266KB

tbc047.wav : That's bullshit, it's all part of your image, I don't believe a word of it. 34KB

tbc048.wav : How do you know were Vernon went ?. I don't. Then how do you know when he'll be back ?. I don't. Being bad feels pretty good huh ?. 118KB

tbc049.wav : We'll cross through the lab and then double back. You'd better be right, if Vernon cuts us off its your fault asshole. 62KB

tbc050.wav : Look at him. He's a bum. You wanna see something funny, you go visit John Bender in 5 years, you'll see how god damn funny he is. 102KB

tbc051.wav : For better hallway vision. 11KB

tbc052.wav : That's the last time Bender, the last time you make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me. I make $31,000 a year, and I've got a home, and I'm not about to throw it away on some punk like you. 103KB

tbc053.wav : and I'm going to kick the living shit out of you man, I'm going to knock your dick in the dirt. 41KB

tbc054.wav : I'm a man of respect around here, they love me around her, I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. 70KB

tbc055.wav : You're a gutless terd. 15KB

tbc056.wav : What in gods name is going on in here ?. 24KB

tbc057.wav : How come you've got so much shit in your purse ?. How come you have so many girlfriends ?. I ask you first. I don't know, I guess I never throw anything away. Well neither do I!. 113KB

tbc058.wav : When I was a kid I wanted to be John Lennon. 21KB

tbc059.wav : I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it either. 27KB

tbc060.wav : I don't even count right ?. I could dissapear for ever and it wouldn't make any difference. I may as well not even exist at this school, remember ?. 125KB

tbc061.wav : and you, don't like me anyway. 32KB

tbc062.wav : When you grow up, your heart dies. 39KB

tbc063.wav : You are a bitch!. 19KB

tbc064.wav : Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends, you don't talk to any of my friends, and you certainly wouldn't condescend to speak to any of my friends. 88KB

tbc065.wav : You're the smartest right ?. 14KB

tbc066.wav : Dear Mr Vernon. We except the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think your crazy making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplist terms, the most convienient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question ?.
Sincerely Yours,
The Breakfast Club.
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